Humane Bites #25: What If Nobody Cares?

Clippings culled from all over the electronic news world. (E-mail submissions for tomorrow.)

• From the "Vegan Soapbox" comes a scary thought for PETA and HSUS: "What if nobody cares" about your tofu lifestyle?
  
• Subway announces a phase-in of "cage free" eggs (that should buy 'em 6 months on HSUS's "do not pester" list…)
• Here's a look at HSUS's 2010 celebrity roster, also known as next year's "B-list"
• Even if you don't speak French, you know the word "mafieuses" can't be good (article translation, anyone?)